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plush-tigre5s:

“How much money does it take to kill Tony Stark’s family?”

— Just one Buck … (via thisismarvelus)

moodbig:

(via ruinedchildhood)

yooonbum:

observing-observer-being-watched:

bisexualfeministlion:

Goodbye

20GayTeen

Hello

20BiTeen

Stop his absolutely stupid bullshit please. It’s 2018 and 2019 not some stupid “20gayteen” or “20biteen” seriously. Grow tf up

(via moods-mercurial)

chancethereaper:

stormqueen280:

richard-maddens:

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

I absolutely love the cape.

This happens every year yall should know damn well by now that when we say men are lacking in the fashion department we mean white men

(via mekiser)

cursedgoblin:

trukingofskeletonhell:

pyrlspite:

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

Goblin Market

YEP

(via pyromantic-technin)

50shadesofkomaeda:

celticpyro:

doujinshi:

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

(via m4n4-t)

thelunaticfever:

teabirdy:

therightnippleofarcher:

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity 
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

WELL THEN.

OH MY GOD

(via readytocomply)

godlikemortal:

Ever since the NSFW purge, more pornbots than ever have been following me. Tumblr, you literally purged half the reason I come here by removing artists and you kept all the shitty parts of the website that got you in trouble with the Apple store in the first place!

sailoryue:

This 100% applies to Eddie.

millennium-enterprise:

im trying to make a venom playlist but i just keep adding songs that are titled “loser”